Friggin hillarious names!

[Darth Sidious]

Adam Baum
Adam Zapel
Al Bino
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Al K. Seltzer
Alf A. Romeo
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Amber Green
Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Lay, Anita Mann
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anne Teak
Annie Matter
April May (a real person I knew in high school)
Aretha Holly
Armand Hammer
Art Major
B.A. Ware
Barb Dwyer
Barry Cade
Beau Archer
Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Biff Wellington
Bill Ding
Bill Foldes
Bob Apple
Bob Katz
Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)
Brandon Cattell
Brock Lee
Brooke Trout
Bud Light
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Buster Cherry
C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)
C. Senor
Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet
Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Chuck U. Farley
Chuck Waggon
Claire Annette
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Coyne Flatt (real person)
Craven Moorehead
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters
Crystal Snow
D. Liver
Dan D. Lyons
Dan Druff
**** Bender (real sports person)
**** Bush (real person)
**** Finder (real name of a urologist)
**** Head
**** Hertz
**** Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
**** Pole (real major league baseball player)
**** Rasch (real person)
**** Tator
**** Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Doug Witherspoon
Dr. Beaver
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann)
Edna May (or may not)
Earl E. Bird
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Eric Shinn
Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)
Faith Christian
Fanny O'Rear
Ferris Wheeler
Ford Parker
Gaye Jolly
Gail Storm
Gene Poole
Geoff L. Tavish (gifelte fish)
Gil Fish
Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)
Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Johnson, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters
Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Harry R. M. Pitts
Hazle Nutt
Heidi Clare
Holly Wood
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Hy Ball
Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe
I.D. Clair
I.M. Boring
I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly
Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)
Ivan Oder
Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)
Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)
Jack Hammer
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jenny Tull
Jim Laucher (gym locker)
Jim Shu, Jim Sox
Jo King
Joy Kil
Joy Rider
Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Time, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north)
Kandi Apple
Kenny Penny
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)
Lance Boyle
Laura Lynne Hardy
Laura Norder (law and order)
Levon Coates
Les Moore
Lisa Carr
Lou Pole
Lou Zar (loser)
Luke Warm
Lynn C. Doyle
Lynn O. Liam
Marlon Fisher
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Christmas
Maude L.T. Ford
Max Little
Max Power
May Day
May Furst
Mel Loewe
Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)
Melody Music
Mia Hamm (a real person)
Mike Easter
Mike Hunt
Mike Raffone
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand (a real person)
Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player
Minny van Gogh
Mister Bates
Misty Waters (a real person)
Misty C. Shore (a real person), Sandy Shore
Mo Lestor
Mona Lott
Monica Monica (real person)
Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, though probably not his real name)
Myles Long
Nat Sass
Neil Down
Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)
Noah Riddle
Olive Yew
Ophelia Payne
Oren Jellow
P. Ness
P. Brain
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe (a real person)
Pat McCann
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Penny Dollar (real person)
Penny Lane
Penny Nichols
Penny Wise
Pepe Roni
Pete Moss
Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), **** Johnson
Phil Rupp
Pierce Deere
Polly Ester
Post, Mark
Price Wright (another real person)
Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)
R. M. Pitt
R. Sitch
R. Slicker
Ray Zenz (raisins)
Rob Banks
Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)
Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke
Richard P. Cox (real person)
Rick O'Shea
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Robin Andis Merryman
Robin Banks, Robin Money, U. O. Money
Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles)
Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms
Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach
Royal Payne
Russell Leeves
Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Irons, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele, Rusty Blades, Rusty Nail
Sally Forth
Sam Manilla
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)
Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
Sharon Needles
Skip Roper
Sonny Day
Sno White (real person)
Sue Yu, Sue Jeu
Sy Burnette
Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN)
Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)
Summer Greene
Tad Pohl
Tarre Beach *
Tess Steckle
Therese R. Green
Thomas Richard Harry
Tim Burr
Tom A. Toe
Tom Katt
Tom Morrow
Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)
Ty Coon
Walter Melon
Wanda Rinn
Wanna Hickey
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)
Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)
Willy Leak (or won't he)
Willie Stroker
Winsom Cash
X. Benedict

[Orta]

this is good stuff..why hasn't any one else checked this out?

[Darth Sidious]

this is good stuff..why hasn't any one else checked this out?

Maybe the title wasn't attractive enough...

[zrion]

Maybe the title wasn't attractive enough...

I read half yesterday and eventually finished the whole thing today, all I have to say is FRIGGIN HILLARIOUS NAMES

[Black Eagle]

Lol Seymour Weiner....

Peace

[Darth Sidious]

Here's some more.

Eileen Freely, Eileen Daily
Sarah Bellum (apparently she's quite brainy)
Tom Foolery

[XBS Jason]

Some of those are really good, and creative, I knew a dozen or so, the rest were new, nice

[Chrome Shock]

You forgot Juwanna Mann......

[BriGuy]

hahaha, nice list. Most of them were new to me

[FatBox]

haha, those were funny, but a few i didn't quite get.