Xbox Solution

[Mintap]

In this letter, I'm not going to argue that Xbox Solution's ability to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy is astounding. Nor am I going to argue that everything it writes is littered with spelling errors, grammatical mistakes, missing punctuation, irregular capitalization, false statements, and incoherent thoughts and sentences. I'm not going to argue those factors, because they're irrelevant. Instead, I will say only that I refuse to dance to its mindless tune. For most of the facts I'm about to present, I have provided documentation and urge you to confirm these facts for yourself if you're skeptical. Xbox Solution has commented that it is as innocent as a newborn lamb. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense.
Xbox Solution, please spare us the angst of living in a fallen world. What Xbox Solution is doing is akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that Xbox Solution's memoranda are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, it has been said that in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to Xbox Solution, that two wrongs make a right. I, in turn, insist that it is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Xbox Solution claims that it can change its ultra-yellow-bellied ways. That claim is preposterous and, to use Xbox Solution's own language, overtly stroppy. No history can justify it. Xbox Solution's fantasy is to plague our minds. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of defeatism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that Xbox Solution appears to have found a new tool to use to help it transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. That tool is anti-intellectualism, and if you watch it wield it, you'll indubitably see why it likes to have difficult social issues presented to it in simple, black-and-white terms. We can therefore extrapolate that it is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by its disorganized bromides. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and condemn its hypocrisy.
In effect, Xbox Solution's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only infernal answers, aberrent resolutions to conflicts. While Xbox Solution has a right, as do we all, to believe whatever it wants about Pyrrhonism, this is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that its maudlin preoccupation with immoralism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "biblicopsychological", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to mock, ridicule, deprecate, and objurgate people for their religious beliefs. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that it wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that Xbox Solution wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If it really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that it doesn't want us to know about its plans to increase alienation and delinquency among our young people. Otherwise, we might do something about that. Colonialism is rapidly becoming the rule of the day, right? Right.
If one believes statements like, "Merit is adequately measured by Xbox Solution's methods and qualifications," one is, in effect, supporting sadistic troublemakers. Though Xbox Solution's expostulations be madness, yet there is method to them. Step by step, they make it easier for it to make allotheism socially acceptable. Debate with Xbox Solution or a search for common ground is both a fruitless exercise and a suicidal strategy. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how embracing a system of gnosticism will make everything right with the world. That's just not true.
As sure as you're born, sadism is dangerous. Xbox Solution's unbalanced version of it is doubly so. While Xbox Solution might not truck away our freedoms for safekeeping per se, if you think about it you'll see that Xbox Solution's antisocial manifestos are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Xbox Solution's sympathizers are continuing their quiet work of advancing Xbox Solution's real goal, which is to fragment the nation into politically disharmonious units.
When I first encountered Xbox Solution's disquisitions, all I could think of was, "People who agree with Xbox Solution's hijinks are either stupid, drunk, on drugs, paid off by Xbox Solution, or are brutish cads." It may be unfashionable to say so and it may surprise a few of you out there, but Xbox Solution's helots argue that it knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. These are the same improvident, dim-witted slackers who demonize my family and friends. This is no coincidence; Xbox Solution intends to create a new social class. Ethically bankrupt mattoids, unrealistic dips, and the worst kinds of biased, postmodernist energumens there are will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their legatees. Every so often, you'll see Xbox Solution lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for seeking to spoon-feed us its pabulum, and vow never again to be so besotted. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will sincerely find that it is planning to abet a resurgence of prudish nepotism. This does not bode well for the future, because its communications are shrouded in a fog of denominationalism. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. So what if Xbox Solution hates me for pointing out that it is a cardinal principle that this is typical of the kind of noise it enjoys making? Let it hate me. I consider such hatred a mark of honor, a mark of distinction.
Doesn't it strike you as odd that corruption, lying, and hypocrisy are the fundaments of Xbox Solution's principles? Many people aren't aware of how combative Xbox Solution's animadversions are, so let's present a little breakdown. First off, I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like Xbox Solution damn this nation and this world to Hell. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. To most people, the list of Xbox Solution's ribald revenge fantasies reads like a comic strip, but its ramblings are actually taken seriously by its lackeys. Plan to join Xbox Solution's camp? Be sure to check your conscience at the door. If Xbox Solution wants to overthrow western civilization through the destruction of its four pillars -- family, nation, religion, and democracy -- fine. Just don't make me fall firmly into the hands of censorious, covinous pseudo-intellectuals while it's at it.
Xbox Solution is interpersonally exploitative. That is, it takes advantage of others to achieve its own unsavory ends. Why does it do that? The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, Xbox Solution's bedfellows are currently in the streets, burning, robbing, and looting. Yes, I could add that the complacent tone used by Xbox Solution in its litanies clearly shows what kind of organization it really is, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that if Xbox Solution thinks its solutions represent progress, it should rethink its definition of progress. It is clear from what I have already written that honest people will admit that it is devious and more than morally crippled to believe that Xbox Solution's vices are the only true virtues. Concerned people are not afraid to develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about Xbox Solution's slurs. And sensible people know that I can say one thing about Xbox Solution. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that it is not uncommon for Xbox Solution to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole huffy affair as some great benefit to humanity. Maybe it's just me, but don't you think that when Xbox Solution is gone, all that will be left from its legacy of hate is the hate itself? Prætorianism is both a belief system and a material, institutional reality. I mean, think about it.
One could imagine that some good might come from letting Xbox Solution deny minorities a cultural voice. But the only one whose imagination is vivid enough is Xbox Solution. There will be public outrage if Xbox Solution tries to lead an active disinformation campaign, and if you don't believe me, then you should give peace a chance.
Sure, we could just sit back and let Xbox Solution champion censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom, but that prospect really grates on people who have any kind of common sense. Xbox Solution's platitudes occasionally differ in terms of how impractical can they are, but generally share one fundamental tendency: They engulf the world in a dense miasma of frotteurism. Xbox Solution's whinges present us with a riddle: Why does it insist on boring holes in the hull of the boat in which it itself is also a passenger? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: What exactly is the principle that rationalizes its narrow-minded politics? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but if the only way to expose its utterances for what they really are is for me to adopt a new world-view, then so be it. It would really be worth it because Xbox Solution's précis always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. Even if I agreed that Xbox Solution's ugly rodomontades were of paramount importance, it would still be the case that if I have a bias, it is only against anal-retentive derelicts who provide subhuman, stinking vigilantes with an irresistible temptation to spit on sacred icons. You've never heard that Xbox Solution's intention is to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures? That's because its legates have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that I wonder what would happen if it really did up the ante considerably. There's a spooky thought. I challenge you to ponder this subject with the broadest vision possible.


Lol, I hope nobody took this seriously. (I also hope nobody read all of it lol.) I used a generator.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

[Dub]

This absolutely stupid and makes no sense how dare you talk about xbs like that!

























I hope you didnt take that serious either I read like the first line

[XBS Jason]

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Mintap would monopolize the press. And now that he has, we must obviously improve the lot of humankind. I assume you already know that the ideological fervor of Mintap's operatives springs from their desire to condemn innocent people to death, but I have something more important to tell you.

Mintap's weltanschauung is that he knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. But you knew that already. So let me add that he says he's going to nourish sanctimonious ideologies in the near future. Is he out of his misinformed mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that he recently went through a collectivism phase in which he tried repeatedly to snooker people of every stripe into believing that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how Mintap attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality charcteristics. For example, if you're shy, he calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, Mintap says you're "acting out due to trauma". Why does he say such things? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: If he were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that I don't care what others say about him. Mintap's still obstinate, venal, and he intends to blacklist his enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. If there is one truth in this world, it's that the public is like a giant that Mintap has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mintap leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to renew those institutions of civil society -- like families, schools, churches, and civic groups -- that act honorably.

Mintap's activities should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Mintap's effusions are intended to leach integrity and honor from our souls." Having studied Mintap's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that he wishes he could buy "ethnic cleanser" at the grocery store. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: Failure to define our terms more clearly will lead to a deluge of complaints by Mintap's faithfuls. I am convinced that there will be a strong effort on Mintap's part to deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens by the end of the decade. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that the question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "When Mintap promotes one social program after the next to take care of some segment of society, is he doing it for that segment of society or is he doing it because he seeks power and position?" Please do not stop reading here, presuming that the answer is apparent and that no further knowledge is needed. Such is truly not the case. In fact, I'd bet no one ever told you that if the past is any indication of the future, Mintap will once again attempt to wipe out delicate ecosystems. I have now said everything there is to say. So, to summarize it all, Mintap is -- and I say this with no intended disrespect -- lame-brained.

Special note: A duplicate of this message has been forwarded to our attorney, as well as sent to Mintap via certified mail. Thank you.

[Mintap]

Kinda fun to use, especially on friends and stuff. Makes you sound smart.

[_xNiCk3Lx_]

The purpose of this letter is to outline a plan to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings. For starters, many people respond to xNiCk3Lx's ostentatious bons mots in much the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we say "no" to xNiCk3Lx's unrealistic litanies. Someone has been giving xNiCk3Lx's brain a very thorough washing, and now xNiCk3Lx is trying to do the same to us. He doesn't care about freedom, as he can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to him. XNiCk3Lx has recently been going around claiming that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. How can we trust him if he doesn't trust us? We can't. And besides, he is absolutely determined to believe that anyone who disagrees with him is ultimately contemptible, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way.
Since this is one of those "don't say I didn't warn you" letters, I want also to note that I call upon xNiCk3Lx to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to rescue ruffianism from the rubbish heap of history, dust it off, slap on a coat of cheap sophistry, and market it as new and improved. Some people don't seem to mind that he likes to saddle the economy with crippling debt. What a soulless world we live in! I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am entirely shocked and angered by xNiCk3Lx's hideous, impudent improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. Be that as it may, if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to provide you with vital information which xNiCk3Lx has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering.
What kind of loser wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg? A loser like xNiCk3Lx. He claims that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in his solutions. Then again, I have to wonder where xNiCk3Lx got the idea that it is my view that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is.
XNiCk3Lx insists that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. Sorry, xNiCk3Lx, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." There's a lot of talk nowadays about his reprehensible asseverations but not much action. To state it in a more sophisticated manner, he is trying hard to convince a substantial number of untrustworthy power brokers to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of fatuous fast-buck artists. He presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite the worst kinds of irascible turncoats there are to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that xNiCk3Lx has been deluding people into believing that everything is happy and fine and good. Don't let him delude you, too. Other than that, he has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of his successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue.
I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke xNiCk3Lx for trying to make a big deal out of nothing. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, someone has to be willing to tell xNiCk3Lx how wrong he is. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding. His lascivious comments combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. Some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that xNiCk3Lx's lieutenants can conceive of nothing but irrational defenses of his antisocial equivocations. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. If xNiCk3Lx can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that he acts in the name of equality and social justice, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Grotesque Rhetoric. In the meantime, xNiCk3Lx's bootlickers often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Because I unfortunately lack the psychic powers that enable xNiCk3Lx to "know" matters for which there is no reliable evidence, I cannot forecast when he will next try to take a condescending cheap shot at a person that most lecherous bums will never be in a position to condescend to. But I can certainly say that xNiCk3Lx's diatribes are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that his companions once used to set the wolf to mind the sheep.
XNiCk3Lx thinks we want him to peddle the snake oil of politically incorrect teetotalism. Excuse me, but maybe his protests are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well -- because he maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. Judging by the generally raving nature of xNiCk3Lx's toadies, I can see that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. XNiCk3Lx distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. We can say that I cannot too often emphasize the simple fact that I urge you to join me in my quest to fight what I call noisome dorks, and he can claim the opposite, and it won't make one bit of difference.
To put it crudely, xNiCk3Lx motivates people to join his gang by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What xNiCk3Lx really wants to do is divert our attention from serious issues. That's why xNiCk3Lx says that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. But then he turns around and says that he can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct. You know, you can't have it both ways, xNiCk3Lx. It's really astounding that he has found a way to work the words "counterrevolutionist" and "magnetohydrodynamics" into his prank phone calls. However, you may find it even more astounding that he is stepping over the line when he attempts to feed blind hatred -- way over the line. XNiCk3Lx's advocates tend to fall into the mistaken belief that xNiCk3Lx should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury, mainly because they live inside a xNiCk3Lx-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. I recently overheard a couple of crass, recalcitrant deviants say that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and stultiloquent suborners of perjury. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this xNiCk3Lx-induced era of slogans and propaganda.
XNiCk3Lx and several groups of short-sighted gutter-dwellers are in cahoots to spawn delusions of authoritarianism's resplendence. Natural law is therefore the fulcrum upon which rests the case that I doubtlessly don't believe that two wrongs make a right. So when he says that that's what I believe, I see how little he understands my position. When confronted with the real facts, he usually defends himself with some weak explanation about how hanging out with jaundiced poseurs is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. Yet the media consistently ignores, downplays, or marginalizes this fact. While there's no dispute that he's stentorian and probably a little baleful, he's also cunning, implacable, fanatic, and ruthless. Why else would xNiCk3Lx gag free speech? An ancient Greek once wrote something to the effect of, "I am offended by the way he talks down to me." Today, the same dictum applies, just as clearly as when it was first written over two thousand years ago.
Quite simply, xNiCk3Lx's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Human life is expendable" and, "Truth is whatever your grievance group says it is". What they don't tell you, though, is that I know some doctrinaire, amateurish harijans who actually believe that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. Incredible? Those same people have told me that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that everyone with a different set of beliefs from xNiCk3Lx's is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. It would be wrong to imply that xNiCk3Lx is involved in some kind of conspiracy to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of temperamental death cult. It would be wrong because his positions are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but the first lies that he told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; xNiCk3Lx's lies will grow until they blot out the sun.
XNiCk3Lx parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock. I am reminded of the quote, "He can justify anything that brings him a profit." This comment is not as feeble-minded as it seems because if xNiCk3Lx doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to nourish treasonous ideologies, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, xNiCk3Lx will grasp the concept that his claim of fairness is demonstrably false. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. There are many roads leading to the defeat of xNiCk3Lx's plans to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals. I clearly assert that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to work together towards a shared vision. In short, I feel we must remind xNiCk3Lx about the concept of truth in advertising. I hope other members of the community feel the same.

[PureEgo 03]

i was halfway through the first one when I gave up on it and scrolled to the bottom, thank god for laziness lol.

hmm,,maybe we should start using this for editorials?

[_xNiCk3Lx_]

yes!...lol

[Bullet Proof XP]

What the bloody hell is the meaning of this thread!? I did not read any of the ultra long posts because it's about as much fun as reading the terms and conditions of one of my credit cards

[The Archangel08]

What the bloody hell is the meaning of this thread!? I did not read any of the ultra long posts because it's about as much fun as reading the terms and conditions of one of my credit cards

ya im not sure either, i read a sentence, stoped and looked how much people wrote and thanked god.

So the people who had no life enough to read all these novels and write their own. Please tell me what this is about

[XBS Jason]

It's a detailed and in depth analasys and thoughts based on what the members have played in the Halo 3 demo.