| Three Labradors
Three Labradors, one brown, one yellow and one
black were sitting in the surgery waiting room at
the vet's when they struck up a conversation:
The black lab turned to the brown and said,
"So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat,
the kids. But the final straw was last night
when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going
to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," replied the
brown lab."They reckon it'll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab
and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under
fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for
the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up Carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug
a great big hole In my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?"
the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too,
"the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turned to the black lab
and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said.
"I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
a pillow, the table, post-boxes, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out
of the shower and was bendingdown to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and started humping away".
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad
glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"
The black lab said, cheerfully, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.
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