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Old 10-11-2004, 04:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Give your ultimate jokes!!!!
Send me your ultimate joke and i'll give you a rating out of 10. If you score 1-5 your joke was amuzing and a little bit funny. If you get from 5-10 your joke was very amuzing and very funny. I will also give you a comment!!


I'll start you off: Why couldn't the car play football??? Because he only had 1 boot. I'm shore you can come up with better jokes than that so tell me!!!
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I'll start you off: Why couldn't the car play football??? Because he only had 1 boot. I'm shore you can come up with better jokes than that so tell me!!![/QUOTE]Can we rate your jokes? Cause that was about a 3.

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I'll give that a 6/10!!! I liked the answer to your joke!!!
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How do you get a one armed idiot out of a tree?
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Hahaha!!! That was the most hurlerious thing that i have ever herd in my life!!!! I give it a 7.3/10!!!! Amuzing at all times!!!
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Thx for the props, its old bit so am I.

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That was really good!!!!!!! 5.7/10 keep those jokes comin!!!
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Haaaaaaaaaaaa!! How did you ever come up with that? 8.2/10!!! Good job!!!
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