Cmon, post your WORST!
A man is tired as HELL. He's been walking ALL DAY LONG and needs some lovin'.
He goes into a bar and says "Hey barkeep!" The barkeep comes over. "You know where i can get a good blowjob?" He says "There's this girl around the corner. She is SO talented, she can SING while going down on you!" The man says " Hmm, I'll have to pay her a visit!" So he walks around the block. He goes inside and talks to the receptionist. She directs her to the girl who is sitting at the bar. She is GORGEOUS! He cant wait! So they get into the room and get undressed. The girl says "I only ask one thing... I am kinda shy, can we turn off the lights?" The man says "Sure! I don't mind!" So the lights go off, and she starts giving him head. She sounds so great! She definitely could make a career out of it! So she finishes up and turns the lights back on. The man says "Hey, baby, could we try that again?" She says "Sure, why not?"
So she shuts the lights off again.. The man thinks to himself "Wow... I really want to see how she does this!"
So he turns the lights on.
The first thing he sees is a glass eye on the table.
Another one:
A man is ready to get busy with this hooker he found on 69th street (can you believe it?), and they start going at it and for some reason, she is like sandpaper! The man says "What's up baby? I can't work with this!" She says "Give me five minutes."
She comes back, they start up again, and she's smooth as ice.
They finish up and he says "Wow, that was GREAT! What did you do?"
She said
"I picked all my scabs"
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