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 Eight Words with two Meanings
Old 06-02-2004, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
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Old 06-02-2004, 09:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

you silly goose, you already posted this.

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Old 06-02-2004, 09:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

HAHAHA, she did. OMG. Now that, is hilarious. Christina...maybe its time you finally went to bed. Your losing the touch. HAHA...
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

yea that is funny but the controller one was good i liked that one
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

I hate to say it, but about everyone of those hits the nail right on the head. Especially the flatulence ,remote control, and love making
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