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Old 05-29-2004, 10:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Woe of the Ancient Farmer
An eighty year old farmer happened to meet a sixteen year old girl and, after a whirlwind romance, married her.

Trajically, the marriage was annulled within a year because he couldn't keep his Hands off her.
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An eighty year old farmer happened to meet a sixteen year old girl and, after a whirlwind romance, married her.

Trajically, the marriage was annulled within a year because he couldn't keep his Hands off her.
I dont get it.

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Old 05-29-2004, 08:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I dont get it.

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'hands' = mitts, paws, lugs : 'Hands' = abbrev. farmhands (US equiv. = Cowhands).

The capitalised 'H' as a clue was perhaps a bit ambitious. I think maybe this was better left as a verbal joke.

I doubt if I'll bother posting these any more.
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Old 05-29-2004, 08:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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'hands' = mitts, paws, lugs : 'Hands' = abbrev. farmhands (US equiv. = Cowhands).

The capitalised 'H' as a clue was perhaps a bit ambitious. I think maybe this was better left as a verbal joke.

I doubt if I'll bother posting these any more.
I still dont get it...

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Old 05-30-2004, 12:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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he is talking about the people that help on the farm, you know farm hands.
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wow..and i thought i was slow
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yea i didnt get it first off but now it makes sense
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