48 Fun Things To Do In Wal-Mart

Black Eagle · 05-25-2004, 11:25 PM

50 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
Play with the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
TP as much of the store as possible.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle described above.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Two words: "Marco Polo."
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

CoLd · 05-26-2004, 03:04 PM

ahaha.. I'll try these next time I go to Wal-Mart.

Kraven · 05-26-2004, 09:38 PM

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"20. Put M&M's on layaway."

That was always my favorite. Although now they have signs that state whatever you put on layaway must have a minimum price of like, $20 or something.

Black Eagle · 05-26-2004, 10:24 PM

yea my favorite thing was stealing peoples shopping carts.....until some old lady told the manager....:P

Peace

raptor02_2001 · 05-26-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Damned

That was always my favorite. Although now they have signs that state whatever you put on layaway must have a minimum price of like, $20 or something.

Depend on product on require 20% from price for pay down then min price on layway of $20 between $45 in depend of state (in USA)

Black Eagle · 05-26-2004, 10:29 PM

one more thing i thought of was one time me and my friends followed this lady and said"Hey i havnt seen u in a long time" and she said "oh your jeff gordons son,hows he been?"

Peace

GSmiles · 05-27-2004, 12:54 AM

Its all fun and games until we get caught, but the best part is knowing you did it and getting away with it...

Black Eagle · 05-27-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by gsmiles

Its all fun and games until we get caught, but the best part is knowing you did it and getting away with it...

I couldnt of said it better myself.

Peace

Orta · 05-27-2004, 05:28 PM

im accualy going to try this stuff in the next hour (i printed it out) i'll let you guys know how this goes (going to buy mom somfin for her b-day and get kicked out while doing it)

Dakota · 05-27-2004, 05:45 PM

you forgot to put "try on clothes of the opposite sex and ask the employees what they think"

aaahhh good memories...