| Snow White's Wedding Night(Mature Content) Snow White and her new husband, the Prince, are partying after their wedding. Eventually the time comes for everyone to retire for the night. Snow White says goodbye to all her friends and relatives before leading the Prince away to their matrimonial bed.
However, there is a certain sense of dissatisfaction, nay curiosity, amongst the seven dwarves. It begins with Dopey saying to Sneezey, "I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’m really curious to know what going to happen now. I’d like to see what happens".
"So do I" says Sneezey
"So do I", says Grumpy
"So do I", says Happy
"So do I", says Doc
"So do I", says Sleepy
"So do I", says Bashful.
Dopey says "Listen lads, I have this idea that if Sleepy stands on Bashful’s shoulders, then if Doc stands on Sleepy’s shoulders and Happy stands up on Grumpy’s shoulders and so on up for all of us, maybe I can climb all the way up to the top. Then I might just get to see into Snow White’s bedroom". He added "I can then tell you what I see and you each can pass it on to the person below you. Get my gist?".
They all agreed that this was a great idea. So there was Dopey a short while later at the top of this half-human tower looking into Snow White’s bedroom. The Prince was nowhere to be seen.
"Oh my! She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Dopey to Sneezey
"She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Sneezey to Grumpy
"She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Grumpy to Happy
"She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Happy to Doc.
"She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Doc to Sleepy
"She’s unbuttoning her blouse", says Sleepy to Bashful
Then,
"Crikey! Her clothes are the floor around her ankles" says Dopey
"Her clothes are on the floor around her ankles"
"Her clothes are on the floor around her ankles"
"Her clothes are on the floor around her ankles"
"Her clothes are on the floor around her ankles"
"Her clothes are on the floor around her ankles"
Then –
"Jesus H Christ! Her tits are fabulous" says Dopey
"Her tits are fabulous"…
"Her tits are fabulous"…
"Her tits are fabulous"…
"Her tits are fabulous"…
"Her tits are fabulous"
Then –
"She’s lying naked on the bed" says Dopey
"She’s lying naked on the bed"…
"She’s lying naked on the bed"…
"She’s lying naked on the bed"…
"She’s lying naked on the bed"…
"She’s lying naked on the bed"
Then, the door handle starts to turn. It is the Prince coming back from the bathroom.
"Someone’s coming.." says Dopey
"SO AM I"
"SO AM I"
"SO AM I"
"SO AM I"
"SO AM I"
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