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 Something to tax you
Old 06-24-2005, 08:42 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Something to tax you

What has the Inland Revenue got in common with an Ostrich?

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They can both shove their bills up their bum!
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Old 07-05-2005, 01:24 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Shot down??

What do you get when an aircraft crashes into a womens' lingerie store?

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*sound of the wind blowing across the prairie and tumbleweed blowing by and also the sound of a church bell ringing in the distance*

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*sound of the wind blowing across the prairie and tumbleweed blowing by and also the sound of a church bell ringing in the distance*

??? heh you what
rofl, now that's funny. Sorry Hoof, true is true.
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rofl, now that's funny. Sorry Hoof, true is true.


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Sad, but true.
Fair comment.

However, my 'Snow White and the seven dwarves' joke would have had you rolling about. But it was 'bounced' for some reason.

It wasn't as if it was obscene or anything. If it was I would have been banned I reckon.

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I'm liking how this thread has great comedic potential, especially after a failed joke.
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I'm liking how this thread has great comedic potential, especially after a failed joke.
That's great. I was a bit put off by that sad joke and its response, but your point is encouraging. Thanks.

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Old 07-12-2005, 09:25 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Re: Hoof's Jokes *some mature content*

Now that was funnier
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