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06-17-2005, 03:30 PM
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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew
that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably
involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her
8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in
the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly, "Where is God?". The boy's mouth dropped open, but he
made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So
the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE
IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied "We are in BIG trouble this
time, dude. GOD is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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06-17-2005, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,565 | Re: Two Little Boys (Slightly Irreligious content)
 Good one, and one I haven't heard yet.  | |
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06-17-2005, 03:57 PM
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Lol, yeah I have not heard that one either, good stuff Hoof.  | |
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06-17-2005, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Near Bristol (UK) Posts: 531 | Oh No. Another Solicitor joke!
What do you call one lawyer on the moon....
A problem!
What do you call two lawyers on the moon...
A problem!
What do you call one hundred lawyers on the moon..
A problem!
What do you call all the lawyers on the moon....
Problem solved!
Don't tell me - you guessed the ending, didn't you?
Thought so. Bummer!
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06-17-2005, 05:58 PM
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Yeah I have to say that is a funny joke....KUDOS!!!
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06-17-2005, 09:48 PM
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very nice, totally didn't see that coming!
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06-20-2005, 08:31 AM
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What's the difference between a light and a hard?
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One can get to sleep with a light on
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06-20-2005, 11:48 AM
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I think you mean "What's the difference between a light on and a hard on?"
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06-20-2005, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent Smith I think you mean "What's the difference between a light on and a hard on?" | I don't think so. I understand what you are trying to say. However I think that to use 'Hard on' in the first line would have given the joke away too soon. You would have quickly guessed where it was going (probably before finishing 'light on' - there's evidence that we can read ahead and interpolate) and the 'surprise'; punch or whatever, would have been spoiled.
OK, so grammar may have been sacrificed (albeit slightly), but just you try to show me a popular song written in the last century, or this one, in which the grammar hasn't been garbled a bit to fit the flow or get the message across?
Regards
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06-20-2005, 05:54 PM
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holy cow that confused me so extremely much... my head is just kinda spinning... something about light and hard and flipping a switch.... i just don't know.
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