- Angry four-year-old shoots babysitter
- Found this in the New Scientist Magazine
- 1 Million Iphones Sold Last Weekend
- Learning at a young age. He's already a pro at 13
- Pot Smoking Makes Teen Lose GH III?
- Glow in the dark cats
- NFL Update
- They taught us in shop class: Use the right tool
- Customer Catches McDonald's Refilling Machine With "Soiled Towels Only" Bucket
- Football Fan Goes NUTS!!!
- Birthday Gift Kills Woman
- Unknown Dr.'s Remove Family Jewels
- Beheaded rattlesnake sends man to hospital
- scary dog?
- Sick, depressing, depraved
- German squirrel on a rampage injures 3 people
- Man Gets too much of a Boost
- ‘Life’s short. Get a divorce’ billboard removed
- Not feeling sexy? Chug some Peruvian frog juice
- ‘Captain America’ accused of groping woman
- ‘Awesome’ man allegedly robs city to buy porn
- Man: Suspected Pot Pipe Really 'My Bomb'
- Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'
- Iowa Woman Fired for Journaling at Work
- Dumb Crook of The Month Nominee...
- Mama Said Knock You Out...
- Bogus Calls Prompt Fake Prize, Real Jail
- Christmas Brings Strange Seasonal Crimes
- Dumb Crook Of The Year Candidate...
- Beer replaces Jesus
- Yeah, blame the dead guy why don't you.....
- Naked Man Has Concealed Weapon
- Austrian Removes 'Sexist' Urinals
- Fla. Boater Stabbed in Chest by Stingray
- Mom Kills Dad, Released, Kills Son
- Man Tries to Drive 310 Miles in Reverse
- Man Plans to Feed Placenta to Goannas
- Thieves Steal Statues "Wood"
- Grand Theft Auto Fan Busted
- Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back
- Dad Breaks Leg Trying to Cure Phobia
- Spanish Police Embarrassed by Porno Film
- Cut The Little One !!!
- Kittens Tossed in Frying pan survive
- Teen's Worm Sales Squished by Conn. Town
- Man Mauled by Pet Tiger Can't Sue City
- Mom Tracks Down Toilet-Tissue Pranksters
- Goth Stripper collects body parts
- Senior Citizen Crack Pimp
- Dr. Doom
- Prison Inmate "Sees the light"
- Compulsive Pa. Shopper Gets 27 Months
- Man Says He's on Heroin to Avoid Jury Duty
- Oatmeal rocks
- Yummy Banana split
- David Blaine Rips out his own beating hear (video) MATURE
- Naked Man Takes 'Risk', Gets Shot
- Suspect's Dog Bites Him in Police Chase
- Jack the Cat Chases Black Bear Up Tree
- Breeder hit with dead Chihuahua
- Mom Asks Son to Sell Pot for Bail
- Ugly sheep = Not useless
- Driver Has 18 Times Legal Alcohol Limit
- Power Is Shut Off Over One Cent
- Fun with laxatives
- Crocodile Attacks Chainsaw in Australia
- Woman, 62, Fights $1,431 Cable Porn Bill
- Woman, Son Convicted in Mouse-In-Soup Scam
- Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M
- Racist flash game targets immigrants
- Oh Rats!
- Pa. Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches
- Accused Burglar Takes Cameras, Leaves Tape
- Ancient Book May Be Covered in Human Skin
- Chiropractor Claims He Can Go Back in Time
- School Nightmare: Toilets Stop Working
- Girl Wins Spelling Bee After 41 Rounds
- Cuss it all
- Gambling on the go
- Quick way to earn cash...
- Bogus Healer Convicted in Mermaids Case
- Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
- Me-Ouch
- Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
- Town Auctioned on eBay Up for Sale Again
- A very special "Bring-a-child-to-work" day
- Man Hits His Own Car Then Sues Himself
- Man Wins 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Contest
- Man Accused of Putting Mouse in Burrito
- Live saving bullets
- Toiler Paper Dispute
- Granny gone bad?
- Do you take this man ... and do you want fries?
- Woman Allegedly Fakes Death Over Tickets
- Strong Liquor
- Conn. Man Sells Holy Hardware on eBay
- Bird Head Beans...Mmmm Mmmm Good
- Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
- Girl Weds Dog to Ward Off 'Evil Eye'
- Florida kids paid $1 a day to skip gym
- Alright this fool has lost his head
- Lost Sheep!!!
- Chuck Norris is dead!
- Really old beef
- On second thought, maybe 159 mph is speeding
- Tall men get better education
- oopsy
- Pa. Man Signs His Name As 'God'
- Note to self: Grow a Brain before trying something like this....
- Those wacky French
- Cute Couple
- Yummy in my tummy
- Mmm, Chili fingers
- zombies?
- Too young for Jury Duty
- Ice tea, anyone?
- "Father" of LSD celebrates 100th B-day
- Woman dead in front of T.V. over 2 years
- Cow escapes from slaughterhouse
- With this herring I thee wed
- Survey Tracks 2005's Most Annoying Phrases
- Woman Locked Out of Car by Cat
- Canada blames U.S. for gun violence
- Man pleads Gulty to "LOVING" animals
- What can you do if you don't want somebody to have a Cell Phone?
- Santas go on rampage in New Zealand
- This is why Internet dating isn't a good idea
- Christmas Miracle: Turtle Gets Braces
- Barking up the wrong tree?
- If only it were that easy
- New Zealand Man Tries to Rob Bank by Phone
- Researchers to trap mysterious cat-fox animal
- Cop Said to Taser Partner After Soda Fight
- Excuse me, ma’am — your ‘baby’ has whiskers
- Seniors Seeking Medicare Info Get Sex Line
- MacDonald charged in Wendy's heist
- Walmart Stampeding Shoppers
- Wash. Man Caught in Doghouse by Police Dog
- Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser
- Man at Gun Show Shoots Himself in Bathroom
- Pilot Lands Conked-Out Plane on Highway
- Student Allegedly Urinates in Ice Machine
- Man Gets 15 Months for Smoking on Plane
- Mom Makes Teen Stand on Street With Sign
- Woman Plans to Marry Man Who Shot Her
- Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore
- Bird Nearly Ruins Dominoes Record Attempt
- Waiter, is that a poisonous snake on my plate?
- Pilfered parrot used to stuff bra
- N.H. Clerk Found Sleeping With Marijuana
- Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly
- Sri Lanka Candidate Offers Cows if Elected
- Teen Kills after hinting on internet forum. (mature material)
- Okla. High School Hoops Team Loses 112-2
- Customer glued to toilet seat sues Home Depot
- Thieves steal $75,000 worth of bull semen
- How a real man kills a deer
- Beast gives seal of disapproval to assistance
- Woman Finds Prom Dress 33 Years Later
- Mel Gibson's new movie: 'Apocalypto'
- Wife calls her husband ‘lazy,’ gets arrested
- Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
- Researcher: King Tut drank red wine
- Something went wrong here
- Civil rights icon Rosa Parks dies at 92
- Dirty Python
- New 'Got Milk?' Ad Not a Hit With MLB
- Rat Race
- Microsoft Becomes Wembley Stadium's First Founding Partner
- Larry Bird Inspires Man's Longer Jail Term
- Boob tube
- Man Reports Missing Car, Not Missing Child
- Madonna says most Priests are Gay
- Buster the cop dog won’t bust anyone
- Stewardess Calls in Threat to Get Day Off
- There goes the neighborhood
- Romanian prisoner sues God
- Is overpopulation ok?
- 'Chewbacca' to become an American
- Jealous Husband Slips Wife Sedatives
- The tale of the Body Snatchers
- Baby on the way for Tom and Katie
- "Abort every black baby"
- Xena has a sidekick: Gabrielle
- Schwarzenegger signs anti-paparazzi law
- Jack T drafts violent video games legislation in Florida
- Course on Witchcraft
- Al Qaeda No. 2 in Iraq killed in Baghdad battle
- Pot-ty run
- Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin, let loose by Katrina
- Sick, and tired of gas prices? Then get a horse
- A very busy Sheriff’s deputy
- Hungry Puppy
- FBI: 'Jihad' prevented in Los Angeles
- Tyra Banks proves her breasts are real
- War on Porn?
- In India, you may NOT kiss the bride
- Pakistani president uncensored
- FEMA goes extreme
- Woman calls cops over unreliable hit man
- Man Allegedly Pedals Away With Pot Plants
- Inventor denies dead cat fuel story
- Embarrassing First Date
- Bitter Wedding
- Huron County deputies find 11 disabled children in cages
- Style-conscious city flags down bald cabbies
- Iraq President- Saddam admits to killing 185,000
- U.K. spy files reveal Nazi exploding candy
- Pizza firing wins online contest
- Russian Man Survives After Cutting Himself in Half With Circular Saw
- Woman torches house trying to kill spiders
- Silly Doctor
- It's a miracle: mice regrow hearts
- Katrina could inundate New Orleans
- Gas Station Workers Face Angry Customers
- Billboards beam adverts to passing cellphones
- Hubble scans for Moon base locations
- Gallery told to drop 'gay' Batman
- McDonald's diet? Some say it works
- Man says he forgot pipe bomb was in luggage
- Stem Cell Research: Where Do You Stand?
- Truck ‘vaporized’ when cargo explodes
- Man forgets wife at gas station
- Reputed Hitler kin diary cites family hell
- The French Fry incident.
- Brain dead woman gives birth
- Funky fungus prompts murder probe
- Seattle man dies after sex with horse
- How lowly bacteria froze Earth solid
- The Gov't sucks
- New world found in outer solar system
- Bison, not Bigfoot, stomped through Canada
- The first President of the U.S. was...
- Stupidity hits a new low.
- Woman guilty - Dog ran away with evidence
- Ugandan MP offers free college for virgins
- Ebonics suggested for district
- New tool in anti-porn drive
- Unusual bank robbery
- T-Ball Coach Took 'Hit' On Challenged Player
- Pope criticises Harry Potter
- Study: T.rex had bird-like respiratory system
- We just entered the Bizarro realm
- Researchers explore whether parrot has concept of zero
- “A plane landed on my Porsche”
- Man's lawsuit argues right to be drunk
- Just when you think you've seen it all..
- Illidan's News Articles
- News of the weird 1-1-2005